• Mohandas Gandhi - "There is more to life than increasing its speed."

  • Bernard Baruch - "Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing."

  • Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - "What is important in life is life, and not the result of life."

  • Abraham Lincoln - "Important principles may, and must, be inflexible."

  • Orison Swett Marden - "A will finds a way."

  • Albert Einstein - Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
 
  • Albert Einstein - Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.

  • Albert Einstein - Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

  • Albert Einstein - Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.

  • William Shakespeare - "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none."

  • Vince Lombardi - "We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time."

  • Jack Benny - Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

  • Bill Watterson - There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
 
  • Donald Knuth - If you optimize everything, you will always be unhappy.

  • Donald Knuth - Science is what we understand well enough to explain to a computer. Art is everything else we do.

  • Donald Knuth - The most important thing in the programming language is the name. A language will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable language.

  • Marie Curie - "Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood."

  • Erich Fromm - The task we must set for ourselves is not to feel secure, but to be able to tolerate insecurity.

  • Erich Fromm - Who will tell whether one happy moment of love or the joy of breathing or walking on a bright morning and smelling the fresh air, is not worth all the suffering and effort which life implies.

  • Erich Fromm - Sanity is only that which is within the frame of reference of conventional thought.

  • Thomas Fuller - "Every horse thinks its own pack heaviest."

  • Jean Rostand - "To love an idea is to love it a little more than one should."

  • Jean Rostand - I should have no use for a paradise in which I should be deprived of the right to prefer hell.

  • Jean Rostand - In politics, yesterday's lie is attacked only to flatter today's.

  • Jean Rostand - Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.

  • Jean Rostand - One must credit an hypothesis with all that has had to be discovered in order to demolish it.

  • Robert Orben - Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.

  • Anatole France - "It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion."

  • Bill Vaughan - Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

  • Rita Rudner - My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.

  • Italian Proverb - "Once the game is over, the King and the pawn go back in the same box."

  

  •  Woody Allen - "Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once."

 

  • Bertrand Russell - A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

 

  •  Antoine de Saint-Exupery - Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

 

  • George Orwell - All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. 

 

  • Clarence Darrow - Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?

 

  • George Burns - The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
     
  • George Burns - The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.

 

  • George Burns - I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

 

  • George Burns - Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

 

  •  Ani DiFranco - Art may imitate life, but life imitates TV.

 

  •  Charles M. Schulz - Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

 

  •  Charles M. Schulz - All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

 

  •  Johann von Neumann - In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.

 

  •  # Interviewer: What do you think of Western civiliation?
    Mohandas Gandhi: I think it would be a very good idea.

 

  • Groucho Marx - I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

 

  •  Mike Krzyzewski - The truth is that many people set rules to keep from making decisions.

 

  •  Mark Twain - It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

 

  • Mark Twain - If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

 

  • Mark Twain - Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

 

  • Mark Twain - Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.